The Wild Area has no fog in the areas I want fog. I want fog because I want a Clefairy. Clefairy only spawns in 2 areas and they need to be foggy. It is never foggy. It is never goddamn FOGGY!
IN THE STYLE OF A CLUB SINGER
Back in the day, and we’re talking the 1990’s here, my parents introduced me to a comedic quiz show called Shooting Stars. Now, this was not a serious quiz by any stretch of the imagination, and it didn’t have prizes (well, not serious ones, you could win a can of drink, or a holder for toothpicks) or normal people, but famous people. It was basically a way of taking the piss out of them in a good-natured, British way.
Anyway, one round saw one of the hosts, Vic Reeves, sing a song “in the style of a club singer,” which basically was his version of a drunk gentleman’s club singer performing a song incomprehensibly. Par exemple!
And the contestants would have to guess what the song was, before he revealed the answer and then sung the song as it was meant to be, except the joke was it was as incomprehensible, if not more so, than before!
Anyway, this jokey style of singing is something I have been doing recently to amuse myself. It’s Not Right But It’s Okay in this style is actually amazingly funny to me, and I heartily recommend you give it a go.
TOO HOT TO HANDLE
This show, this fucking show. It’s trash, unmitigated trash, and I goddamn love it. Some of the contestants are kinda adorable, some of them are awful, but the real star of the show?
LANA THE CONEY COCKBLOCK. She’s watching, she’s got those receipts, she’s got the shovel and is ready to throw the money into the furnace if you do the naughty naughty.
Lana is a queen and we have no choice but to stan.
MY SHRUB FENCE! IT’S AMAZING! Thanks Leif! Can’t wait for you to come back so I can get more! I need to decorate my village, as I still only have 2 stars. Gotta get KK Slider to come!
Went onto Redd’s little boat-shop today and got me some genuine art for Blathers! It arrives tomorrow, which is exciting.
Also Coco is still amazing, and I accidentally bopped her with a net when I tried to talk to her and I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry, PLEASE FORGIVE ME COCO!
She’s my favourite.