Nineteen

I’m the kind of guy who gets his hair cut like, once every 6 months or so, and I had mine done literally a week before everything “non-essential” shut down, so I’m not sitting at home contemplating hair-ruining decisions. That said, I do wanna dye my hair again, and I was thinking silver, which does seem like it might be a lockdown fever move.

The weird thing about this whole business is that in my store, we obviously keep running out of hand soap/sanitizer, pasta, loo roll etc, you know, the usual things, but the unexpected stock shortage we have? Hair dye. People are literally buying it in droves right now, probably so they can keep their roots under control and make sure their tints stay tinted, but I like to think it’s people going “FUCK IT, NOBODY’S SEEING ME FOR MONTHS ANYWAY” and experimenting.

If you’re thinking about it, then fucking go for it! If this isn’t the perfect time for fashion experimentation, then I don’t know what is. Plus! It keeps our minds off of this TERRIBLE GLOBAL CRISIS.

AND NOW, A LIST

Here is the official list of the 5 worst games I have ever played:

  • Unlimited SaGa
  • Call of Juarez: The Cartel
  • Two Worlds
  • Hotel Mario
  • Bart Simpson’s Escape From Camp Deadly

I will not elaborate on why these bad games are bad. They just are, and you should not play them, or any game in their series, should they have one. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

INTERIOR DESIGN QUEEN

The official Animal Crossing Twitter account put out a Tom Nook design, so of course I am going to use it for everything I can, because I idolize that little raccoon and his work ethic. Now begins the laborious process of getting my town to three stars, although I’m at two already and all I did was plant a few fruit trees.

I also took down the Bunny Day items for now, because they are garish and do not have Tom Nook’s unblinking, eternal gaze beaming out at me, ensuring I am doing everything in my power to pay him back. A constant reminder that it is he who brought me to this world, and it is he who can remove me from it.

 

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