ESCANDALO!

AIEEEEEE!

I’ve been saying ESCANDALO! a lot in my life recently, at things that aren’t even scandalous (“I need to go to the shop! ESCANDALO!”) and it’s honestly quite enjoyable. I’m living life like a villain in a Mexican telenovela, only without pointing a gun at people or tipping wheelchairs over.

And now, a list of the important things:

  1. The Outer Worlds is very, very good. I’ve not played MUCH of it yet, I’m still faffing around Edgewater, but I am thoroughly enjoying it so far. Need to get a sniper rifle though.
  2. I’m on S9 E13 of RDPR, and I really hope Sasha Velour wins.
  3. IT’S LEVELLING TIME. That anniversary battleground is *chef kiss* for speed levelling, and *fart noise* for your confidence levels because god DAMN the Alliance never fucking wins.
  4. If, back before E Honda was released in Street Fighter V, you had come up to me and said “hey Panda Steve, I know you absolutely hated playing as or against E Honda in 4, but you will actively ENJOY playing as him in 5” I would have slapped your face and cursed your family. Yet here we are, he’s in the game and it makes me HAPPY because he’s so fun to play.
  5. HUNDRED HAND SLAP!

  6. What’s that, you want my ID? THIS FACE IS MY ID, MOTHERFUCKER.
  7. The Christmas songs have begun playing at work, and it makes me grimace, because it’s the BAD Christmas CD, the Michael Buble one, not the cool compilation with Wham, Boney M, Mariah et al. Make it stop, MAKE IT STOP.
  8. That’s it.

No really, that’s it.

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