CITIZENS OF DALARAN

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RAISE YOUR EYES TO THE SKIES AND OBSERVE

Love is still in the air, and I’m going to blog about the Crown Chemical Co. runs I am doing because… because I can, okay?

We’ll start with…

Lillorigga

lillo

Lillorigga has switched from Gladiator to Fury again, because if I can’t do sword & board DPS in Legion, I might as well get used to something else. Shame though, I liked Gladiator. Bring it back in the future, ‘kay Blizz?

Spoils: 6 Love Tokens, 24 Gold, Toxic Wasteling.

Ooh.

Shamwhoa

shamwhoa

Shamwhoa’s Restoration, so that hopefully means SUPER FAST QUEUE. Restoration Shaman are possibly my 2nd favourite healer at the moment.

Spoils: 10 Love Tokens, 17 Gold, Vile Fumigator’s Mask

JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST

Lixiu

lishoe

Always so happy. Always so Beast Mastery. Always with a Shale Spider. She’s blue da ba dee da ba di, but not in a sad way, but because of her clothes.

Spoils: 7 Love Tokens, 20 Gold, Forever Lovely Rose

NO.

Disgleirio

disflexio

It’s always a /flex. Draenei ladies have the best /flex in the game. She’s Retribution, because I don’t have a shield for her and also I am not very fond of Paladin tanks. Just in general.

Spoils: 8 Love Tokens, 23 Gold

UGH!

Sunbuer

disco

A HOODLUM. A LOUT. A HOODED YOUTH. A Priest of Discipline actually.

Spoils: 7 Love Tokens, 19 Gold

IT’S GETTING WORSE SOMEHOW

Vanlew

lightsaber

NO they are not lightsabers, they are magical swords of… light. Vanlew, the soon-to-be Outlaw.

Spoils: 6 Love Tokens, 19 Gold AJSKDNJSKQKD

Gestherya

gestherya

I hate Blood so she’s Frost now. She’ll also have someone’s eye out with those shoulder spikes if she’s not careful. Her own, most likely.

Spoils: 5 Love Tokens, 19 Gold, Forever Lovely Rose

BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FOREVER LOVELY ROCKET?!

Shawujing

shawuwu

My Monk healer is so criminally underplayed he doesn’t even have a transmog yet. This is tantamount to abuse.

Spoils:  10 Love Tokens, 17 Gold

SEVENTEEN?!

Fujikomine

fujiko

The other Rogue. The one with the eyepatch. She lost her eye during a rather vigorous game of squash.

Spoils: 9 Love Tokens, 15 Gold

FIFTEEN?! Rip off.

Lunchi

lunchinew

The other Monk. She’s blindfolded so she can’t see the disappointing reward bag.

Spoils: 6 Love Tokens, 16 Gold

Shokei

shield
Shokei. Today’s last hope for the mount. You also see her loyal Wrathguard, and his nipple. We all love a good nipple or two, don’t we?

Spoils: 9 Love Tokens, 15 Gold.

CONCLUSION

The love rocket can go fuck itself.

…NOT THAT I’LL STOP TRYING TO GET IT.

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One thought on “CITIZENS OF DALARAN

    Bodhi Rana said:
    February 23, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    I feel your pain. 14 alts slog through that run. Grrrrrrr.

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