RAISE YOUR EYES TO THE SKIES AND OBSERVE
Love is still in the air, and I’m going to blog about the Crown Chemical Co. runs I am doing because… because I can, okay?
We’ll start with…
Lillorigga

Lillorigga has switched from Gladiator to Fury again, because if I can’t do sword & board DPS in Legion, I might as well get used to something else. Shame though, I liked Gladiator. Bring it back in the future, ‘kay Blizz?
Spoils: 6 Love Tokens, 24 Gold, Toxic Wasteling.
Ooh.
Shamwhoa

Shamwhoa’s Restoration, so that hopefully means SUPER FAST QUEUE. Restoration Shaman are possibly my 2nd favourite healer at the moment.
Spoils: 10 Love Tokens, 17 Gold, Vile Fumigator’s Mask

JESUS CHRIST
Lixiu

Always so happy. Always so Beast Mastery. Always with a Shale Spider. She’s blue da ba dee da ba di, but not in a sad way, but because of her clothes.
Spoils: 7 Love Tokens, 20 Gold, Forever Lovely Rose
NO.
Disgleirio

It’s always a /flex. Draenei ladies have the best /flex in the game. She’s Retribution, because I don’t have a shield for her and also I am not very fond of Paladin tanks. Just in general.
Spoils: 8 Love Tokens, 23 Gold
UGH!
Sunbuer

A HOODLUM. A LOUT. A HOODED YOUTH. A Priest of Discipline actually.
Spoils: 7 Love Tokens, 19 Gold
IT’S GETTING WORSE SOMEHOW
Vanlew

NO they are not lightsabers, they are magical swords of… light. Vanlew, the soon-to-be Outlaw.
Spoils: 6 Love Tokens, 19 Gold AJSKDNJSKQKD
Gestherya

I hate Blood so she’s Frost now. She’ll also have someone’s eye out with those shoulder spikes if she’s not careful. Her own, most likely.
Spoils: 5 Love Tokens, 19 Gold, Forever Lovely Rose
BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FOREVER LOVELY ROCKET?!
Shawujing

My Monk healer is so criminally underplayed he doesn’t even have a transmog yet. This is tantamount to abuse.
Spoils: 10 Love Tokens, 17 Gold
SEVENTEEN?!
Fujikomine

The other Rogue. The one with the eyepatch. She lost her eye during a rather vigorous game of squash.
Spoils: 9 Love Tokens, 15 Gold
FIFTEEN?! Rip off.
Lunchi

The other Monk. She’s blindfolded so she can’t see the disappointing reward bag.
Spoils: 6 Love Tokens, 16 Gold
Shokei

Shokei. Today’s last hope for the mount. You also see her loyal Wrathguard, and his nipple. We all love a good nipple or two, don’t we?
Spoils: 9 Love Tokens, 15 Gold.
CONCLUSION
The love rocket can go fuck itself.
…NOT THAT I’LL STOP TRYING TO GET IT.

I feel your pain. 14 alts slog through that run. Grrrrrrr.